Thursday, December 27, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
speechless
Danbury CT - A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall...the best line in this whole story: "I don't know what the deal was. It was just bizarre," from the alleged victim Santa.
Alarming Alliance?
It's not suburban white girls joining inner city gangs, its an unsurprising alliance between Bloods and Mafia in NY/NJ to bring drugs and pre-paid cell phones into East Jersey State prison. Didn't the mafia do this already? And why would an alliance between these two "gangs" signify anything new or different? The truth is that there are drugs and contraband at almost every single jail, and it gets there deliberately not accidentally. This connection is laughable when you think of the under-reported stories about gang infiltration of the US Armed Services. I have personally heard from veterans that MS-13 graffiti can be found in many parts of Baghdad. I think it is far more alarming that with relaxed entry requirements, the US Army could be giving its arms, explosive and other training to gang members, who I'm sure can find some use for this training....
Monday, December 17, 2007
An Unspeakable Act (PUSSIES!!!!!!!!! I want to cry)
Get to work and the first thing I notice is an aluminum tray full of heart-shaped cookies. Being the slob that I am, I stuff one into my mouth without asking who they belong to, correctly assuming they were meant for general consumption. Didn't find out until 20 minutes later that those cookies were delivered to my place of work by Rachel, a big titty nutcase with bug eyes who had recently been fired. Less than a month after being hired. I don't have time to go into the specifics of her head case, but suffice it to say that she told me she couldn't work on Friday (or maybe Saturday?) nights because of her religion. I asked her what religion. "It doesn't matter," she replied. She told me this only a few hours after purposely rubbing her tremendous mammaries against my arm twice. And telling two male co-workers that she loves having a boyfriend because she loves swallowing. (???) It's one thing for a girl to love dick, and as far as I know most do, but I can't begin to imagine why a girl would love gargling semen, much less tell her new co-workers this. She's an Army brat, and while that, plus whatever cult she's in, may account for some of her neuroses/insanity, we'll probably never know the entire story.
Bare with me please, I'm getting somewhere with this. I unknowingly ate a cookie this crazy bitch decided to drop off on the same day as the staff Christmas party... I had more than a little reason to be scared. But first, another tangent that should eventually connect. To the rest of this blog.
J.C., aka Gay C. or as I prefer, Jota Gay is harrassed by everyone at work. I don't think J.C. is actually gay. I will admit the tight pink shirts and short scarf tied around his neck while indoors don't help, and neither does the limp handshake. But, despite appearances, J.C. is not gay, he just looks it and happens to have the most vile taste in women of any straight man I've ever seen. NO ONE has fucked as many ugly and ugly-crazy women as this man. Crazy bug-eyed Rachel sensed this immediately and hooked-up with said puto immediately after becoming his co-worker.
She also connived Marvin, or, as most people know him, Caballo ("Horse" in English) to fuck her sloppy, pathetic self. Caballo, who got his name due to his monster shoulders and sweet, but brutish nature, not his package (though, who am I to say) is illegal and doesn't speak any English. Now, that doesn't necessarily make him any less attractive to a woman, but it probably does make him less of a "catch" to a college educated white woman. He, like all Central American men, is hopelessly in love with white women, no matter how crazy or ugly. Rachel stopped crying after the two consummated their relationship just long enough to tell Caballo she loved him. Yeah...
And now, finally getting to the point - Jota Gay, according to all semi-verifiable rumors, continues to fuck this nasty, nasty, ho. Even though he knows every time he goes down on her he's licking Caballo meat. (Caballo was smart enough to hit it once and get the fuck out). Jota Gay denies it of course, but we all know better. The truth is, the Jay is is not gay. No self-respecting man, gay or straight, would let his dick go anywhere near that STI repository. No, Jota Gay is a PUSSY. A real, live, walking talking PUSSY. Which brings us to the sickening, revolting, nauseating Democrats. They make J.C. look like Jesus Christ fighting off Goliath with nothing but some bread and fishmeal. Or something courageous of that nature.
The Loyal Opposition Party helped a pass a Unfettered Power to Warrantless Wiretaps/Telecom Immunity Bill 76-10 in the Senate. !!!!! I know I shouldn't be surprised, but Jesus... Every day I get closer to giving up, packing up and leaving. Maybe that makes me un-patriotic. Or maybe it means I'm sane and informed. What's most disturbing of all this with all the arguing over whether the government should be able to engage in unreasonable search and seizure of international conversations with foreigners is that it overlooks the two giant elephants in the room:
1) Former Quest CEO Joseph Naccio's allegations that our swell government requested confidential telephone records from Qwest in FEBRUARY 2001, only a month after these diabolical clowns took office and way before 9/11.
2) Former AT&T technician Mark Klein's allegations that while working for AT&T he saw NSA design documents that showed they were conducting "vacuum cleaner surveillance of all the data crossing the internet" (http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/04/70621)
Read that, and after you're done crying tell me you don't have a tiny urge to get the fuck out before Big Brother puts you on a no-fly list. Is there any truth to Mark's allegations? Well, we'll never know if the lawsuit he's supporting is quashed by the eager beaver, terror fighting PUSSIES ,also known as Proof That God Hates America, also known as the miserable political party that chose a fucking donkey as its mascot.
It was left to Chris Dodd, a man so delusional he has completely reneged on all his responsibilities as a U.S. Senator and Chairman of the Banking, Housing, and Urban Committee, in a pathetically doomed attempt at becoming President, to try and stop this madness. It appears he has succeeded, if only for a few days (hours?). Hairy Ass Reed has pulled the bill from the floor. For the time being. In the meantime: The Democrats are to Jota Gay as the Republicans are to that evil bitch Rachel as the American public is to unsusecting Moi. Excuse me as I go and try to hawq up that cookie before the poison spreads.
Bare with me please, I'm getting somewhere with this. I unknowingly ate a cookie this crazy bitch decided to drop off on the same day as the staff Christmas party... I had more than a little reason to be scared. But first, another tangent that should eventually connect. To the rest of this blog.
J.C., aka Gay C. or as I prefer, Jota Gay is harrassed by everyone at work. I don't think J.C. is actually gay. I will admit the tight pink shirts and short scarf tied around his neck while indoors don't help, and neither does the limp handshake. But, despite appearances, J.C. is not gay, he just looks it and happens to have the most vile taste in women of any straight man I've ever seen. NO ONE has fucked as many ugly and ugly-crazy women as this man. Crazy bug-eyed Rachel sensed this immediately and hooked-up with said puto immediately after becoming his co-worker.
She also connived Marvin, or, as most people know him, Caballo ("Horse" in English) to fuck her sloppy, pathetic self. Caballo, who got his name due to his monster shoulders and sweet, but brutish nature, not his package (though, who am I to say) is illegal and doesn't speak any English. Now, that doesn't necessarily make him any less attractive to a woman, but it probably does make him less of a "catch" to a college educated white woman. He, like all Central American men, is hopelessly in love with white women, no matter how crazy or ugly. Rachel stopped crying after the two consummated their relationship just long enough to tell Caballo she loved him. Yeah...
And now, finally getting to the point - Jota Gay, according to all semi-verifiable rumors, continues to fuck this nasty, nasty, ho. Even though he knows every time he goes down on her he's licking Caballo meat. (Caballo was smart enough to hit it once and get the fuck out). Jota Gay denies it of course, but we all know better. The truth is, the Jay is is not gay. No self-respecting man, gay or straight, would let his dick go anywhere near that STI repository. No, Jota Gay is a PUSSY. A real, live, walking talking PUSSY. Which brings us to the sickening, revolting, nauseating Democrats. They make J.C. look like Jesus Christ fighting off Goliath with nothing but some bread and fishmeal. Or something courageous of that nature.
The Loyal Opposition Party helped a pass a Unfettered Power to Warrantless Wiretaps/Telecom Immunity Bill 76-10 in the Senate. !!!!! I know I shouldn't be surprised, but Jesus... Every day I get closer to giving up, packing up and leaving. Maybe that makes me un-patriotic. Or maybe it means I'm sane and informed. What's most disturbing of all this with all the arguing over whether the government should be able to engage in unreasonable search and seizure of international conversations with foreigners is that it overlooks the two giant elephants in the room:
1) Former Quest CEO Joseph Naccio's allegations that our swell government requested confidential telephone records from Qwest in FEBRUARY 2001, only a month after these diabolical clowns took office and way before 9/11.
2) Former AT&T technician Mark Klein's allegations that while working for AT&T he saw NSA design documents that showed they were conducting "vacuum cleaner surveillance of all the data crossing the internet" (http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/04/70621)
Read that, and after you're done crying tell me you don't have a tiny urge to get the fuck out before Big Brother puts you on a no-fly list. Is there any truth to Mark's allegations? Well, we'll never know if the lawsuit he's supporting is quashed by the eager beaver, terror fighting PUSSIES ,also known as Proof That God Hates America, also known as the miserable political party that chose a fucking donkey as its mascot.
It was left to Chris Dodd, a man so delusional he has completely reneged on all his responsibilities as a U.S. Senator and Chairman of the Banking, Housing, and Urban Committee, in a pathetically doomed attempt at becoming President, to try and stop this madness. It appears he has succeeded, if only for a few days (hours?). Hairy Ass Reed has pulled the bill from the floor. For the time being. In the meantime: The Democrats are to Jota Gay as the Republicans are to that evil bitch Rachel as the American public is to unsusecting Moi. Excuse me as I go and try to hawq up that cookie before the poison spreads.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Ahoy Palloi
The next time you're walking down a dark alley and you are approached by young men in ascots, khaki's and top-siders who ask for directions, think twice because they could be gang members. Apparently gangs in Guatamala have adopted a "preppy" look to avoid being harassment from police, who normally identify gang members by their tattoo's and unique fashion sense. But with the help of an educated secretary turned member, gangs are finding new and better ways to extort money and smuggle drugs and weapons. While this shouldn't be surprising or really even newsworthy to anyone who is even superficially aware that gangs have been doing shit like this for quite some time. Ingenuity and adaptation are kind of the hallmark of what it is to be both human and an animal; the fact that uneducated gangs are turning to the educated for help should be about as surprising as the realization that bears usually shit in the woods.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Gimme the loot! Gimme the loot!
USASpending.gov A step toward budget transparency that yields some interesting results, with say just a search of "Halliburton." Let the fun begin, searches can be done by contractors state, Congressional District of contractor, and by contractors name among others. Apparently sponsored by Obama and Coburn sometime late last year....more here
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